Putting Her Foot in It

When Fannie's mother disappeared, she left three things behind: a decrepit Ford Focus, a mountain of debt to the sort of people who collect one way or another, and the keys to Footer Private Investigations—a shoestring outfit based out of a tiny office above Wong's 24-Hour World Fusion, the only place in town with a menu more dubious than Fannie's PI license. Now, armed only with her wits, a talent for disguise, and the shockingly large surprise between her thighs, the young futa must milk the shady mysteries of Riverside for enough cold, hard cash to keep the circling sharks at bay...

Times are tough. Fannie's last case went horribly wrong—the sort of wrong where she didn't get paid. She's already living in her office and next month's rent is due. If she's late, Mrs. Wong will demand a down payment and not even a futa has the stamina for that. Worse, the only job in sight is helping old Widow Thompson find her missing, cream-loving kitty... again!

But a visit from a local crime boss may offer a temporary solution to her money troubles... and land in all sorts of other trouble. It's a simple enough case. All she has to do is prove his stunning wife is cheating. Only... three other PIs have already failed and failing Nicholai Malchieti is never healthy for your long-term prospects.

Can Fannie and her massive ace in the hole succeed where others have failed? It promises to be a messy case. Just staying on her dangerous client's good side will require remarkable restraint and tact. Neither of those is Fannie's strong suit. Sooner or later, the futa PI knows she's going to put her fat, throbbing foot in something...